Yeah I'm blogging, you got a problem with it?

Well I've got 2 more full days to go at the job from hell. My bosses from afar (TN) asked me to find someone to come in this week and for me to teach them the phones and other office tasks. YA RIGHT! There is NO way to teach someone that has nooo clue about an entire job in 2.5 days. I don't even know why I'm worrying, I mean, it's not like I'll even be here to care. I don't know, I like the girl that I called to come work and I feel bad leaving her in one of those pants-crapping work moments that can happen when you're new. In normal situations she would have someone to turn to and ask help of. Not here, not this time. She's wingin' it baby! I will give her Crystal's (my bff that worked here with me and now has a new job as well- I call her Love Muffin, don't ask) work email address in case she needs any help with anything. I won't be able to help her with anything really cause I'll be at the NEW JOB and probably won't have the time, or honestly give a damn, by that time. You know how it is...once you're out the door it's Adios! This is one job I won't look back for.

In other news....
Nothing. There's never any other news. I have no life. People that blog should have a life, ya know? I have no kids, I don't leave the house. I work 2 jobs, one where I'm alone and leaving Friday and the other where I talk to dogs. Yeah, not much conversing going on in my world. Hopefully all of that will change. I'm starting the new job with a lot of other women in the office. I know, I know, YIKES! No, I hope not...I hear they all get along and are very nice. I'm just hoping I can make some new friends. I need more people in my life to share gossipy stories with so I can have some new posting material. I mean, hell, if you can't post funny things about your own life, post funny crap about someone elses :)
I used to have lots of funny stories to post about Love Muffin's kids. Lord they're some funny tots. I miss the stories about them. Hell, I miss Love Muffin. Try spending 9 hours a day, 5 days a week, sitting right next to someone for 3 years and then have them leave you cold turkey. We'll keep in contact but it will never be as great as it was when she was here and the Bitch was gone.

First!

Well I didn't really want to start a blog, I just wanted to have my little picture icon post when I left comments on other people's blogs.
I've been engulfed in a blog for the past 3 weeks. See I'm the only one left at my current job and I haven't been doing a whole hell of a lotta work recently. I have a new job starting the 17th so I thought I'd pilfer on the internet for a couple weeks and see what could be "learnt". I find myself so envious of the way these people write. I'm not a writer, never have been. I long to be funny and write things that make people laugh. Will that ever be me? I don't know. Will I try? Sure, we'll see what happens. I'll start off with just writing about normal stuff (well as normal as my life can be) and we'll see how it goes from there.